Fine Dining Is a Scam
Two years ago, I sat at a table of a fancy restaurant for a friend’s birthday.
It was the kind of fancy restaurant that calls their mashed potatoes a “potato puree.” Do you know who else calls their food a …
I’ve Got a Fang: A Story About Teeth, Terror, Self-Esteem
An incident at dinner and a They Might Be Giants song that suddenly feels too real.
