Older: One hour, twelve minutes, three seconds of my life.
They Might Be Giants wrote a song about time running out. I started a stopwatch and wrote about dying, and the heat death of the universe.
00:06.42
This song haunts me.
To help me feel the excruciated weight of existential dread that it places on my chest when I think about it too long, I decided to start a stopwatch while I write this.
01:45.36
Undoubtedly, one of my worst ideas. To be aware of the relentless marching of time in the back of my conscious thoughts is one thing. To glance down and see a timer displaying how much time has passed since I began writing is another. But the feeling I have while typing these words right now is very similar to the sinking feeling I get when I think about how much closer I am to the end of my life. And that is exactly the emotion I want to convey while I talk about this song.
04:26.25
The song itself is about 60 beats per minute which means for every beat, you are one second older. In a way, the song is talking to us about how the song itself, the day that we’re listening to it, and our own existence will be at an end soon.
There are two versions of Older with the main differences being some vastly different instruments being deployed. My preferred version comes from the Long Tall Weekend album (see the footnote below1). The Mink Car version is lead by a Contrabass Sarrusophone2 and a Rauschpfeife3 with John Flansburgh stepping in for the bridge vocals. Other than that, these are very much the same song.
07:40.44
It took me way too long to write that little blurb. If I’m being honest with you, the stopwatch gimmick is wreaking havoc on me. Admittedly, I paused it yesterday and walked away from this after just 4:26 minutes. I’m not going to count the time unless I’m actually sitting to write but still…
My mind keeps drifting to the fleeting nature of time and existing. It feels like too much pressure.
10:19.10
You ever go shopping at a place where you have to bag your own groceries? The anxious feeling that you aren’t moving fast enough and the people in line behind you are being held up? Or like being in a Costco on any given busy day and no matter where you stand to look at something you want to buy, you feel like you are immediately blocking someone’s way?
I feel like that right now.
Often, I feel like that when it comes to time passing in general. An appointment coming up after an already scheduled thing during the my day. Or thinking about how many more of my kids’ birthday’s I’ll be lucky enough to live to see. It all moves so fast. I’ll try to focus.
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13:31.34
In some promotional materials for the album, John Linnell and Flansburgh said that Older was “just as current today as it was earlier today.”
This is some classic recursive speak coming from the Johns, particularly from Linnell. The entire song has a sort of light mood, silly-vocal-affectation vibe that gives it this exaggerated Father Time feeling. I think, if you were to do a song like this completely straight, it would maybe come across too heavy or melancholy. Which hasn’t stopped them before (looking at you, Piece of Dirt.)
The sweet spot for TMBG is the often happy sounding, upbeat feeling song with the existential dread filled lyrics. That’s over simplifying but this stopwatch next to my keyboard is just… still counting.
17:31.19
Verse 1 begins with:
You're older than you've ever been
And now you're even older
and verse 2 brings us:
This day will soon be at an end
And now it's even sooner
During the bridge, when the rhythm stops and time appears to stand still in the song, Flansy shouts:
Time
Is marching on
and time
is still marching on
His point is hammered in by several consecutive bursts of instruments. In a moment where we might feel a respite from the entropy of the universe, the song keep remind us. There is no escape from time.
21:55.92
According to several different lifespan calculators, barring some unforeseen event, I’ll live - on average - to the ripe old age of 81 years old. That puts me in the middle aged part of my life. The Autumn if you will. Not news to me but I’m 46 years into my existence and I have around that much more ahead of me.
After I’m gone, my friends will shortly follow. Anyone I worked with, and the within 20-30 years, my kids will as well.
My dad sharing my first coconut with me when I was 2. Spending the night with my best friend and playing Street Fighter II until 3 in the morning. My first kiss. My kids being born, making them enormous blanket forts, watching them grow into adults.
Within 100-200 years (and that’s being very generous), there will be nobody alive who has a memory of these things. It will all truly be erased. Lost to time.
In fact, eventually, there will be a death for every particle of matter in the universe.
32:06.15
Depending on how the human race goes, maybe this newsletter is preserved somehow for a longer amount of time. Let’s suppose it continues existing for 500 more years after I’ve died and everyone who knew me or has a memory of anyone who knew me has also died. At a certain point, billions or trillions of years from now, there won’t be a planet Earth. Our sun will go supernova and envelope it completely.
100 billion years from now, galaxies will drift too far apart to see each other until, eventually, the last stars will burn out. About one hundred billion trillion trillion years (10^34 Years) after you read this, proton decay begins. All matter in the universe will begin to dissolve. Existence will begin consisting of only black holes and light. Until 10^100 Years from now when the last remaining supermassive black hole completely evaporates.
There will be
nothing.
50:47.07
To me, Older is not just a clever song about aging while listening to the song. It is a haunting reminder that time is running out.
You are reading an essay of sorts about a song that will end. Written and performed by artists who will be gone one day. An essay typed up on a keyboard and PC that will dissolve into nothing from an author with a comparatively speaking very short amount of life left. The device you are looking at right now is running out of time along with everything you’ve ever known and everyone who has ever known you.
Since you first began reading this post, you are now even older. And time has continued marching forward toward that inescapable end of all things. This song is why I can’t sleep at night.
1:12:03.23
You’re reading one of my Mink Car essays. An album full of pop, depression, car accidents, and high fidelity.
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My Favorite Version (and official video for Older)
Contrabass Sarrusophone in action:
Learn something about the Rauschpfeife: