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Shoehorn with Teeth

There is no such thing as a shoehorn with teeth but there IS such thing as a song called 'Shoehorn with Teeth' which is what this piece is about.

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Chase Roper
May 13, 2024
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Great songs feature great instruments.

Of all the songs on the ‘LINCOLN’ album featuring a glockenspiel, Shoehorn with Teeth is the best of them. My best friend and I found endless joy as teenagers (and as young adults and as recent as just yesterday) flipping the bird to the exact strike of the ‘ol ‘spiel.

I first heard this song in my early teens alo…

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