Spy: A Final Transmission

A spy novel in declassified files: love, betrayal, and the chaotic horns of 'Spy' by They Might Be Giants.

This file is reconstructed from partial intel and unreliable narrator accounts.

Prologue

I hear the horns. Faint, brassy, either coming from outside the building or deep in my mind. As if someone in my ear is practicing for a performance nobody will witness. I don’t need to hear the whole melody to know what it is.

It’s Spy.

I’ve been holed up in Safehouse Four-Ought-Five for fourteen days. Hard to believe it’s already been fourteen days since the extraction. The rooms still smell faintly of her dry shampoo, and of the cardboard boxes that carried it away.

The Agency hasn’t called. No new assignments. No messages from my former primary asset. Just me, these horns, and the constant ruminating over every sound for a hidden meaning.

It’s morning. I open the last cabinet I haven’t touched since the extraction. Inside is a black file case; dented at the corners, a phone number scratched hastily on it during a phone call from an age ago. It’s in my handwriting, though I have no memory of writing it.

OPERATION: DOMESTICATE SECTOR ALPHA

STATUS: TERMINATED

The files are stamped DECLASSIFIED. Someone has already decided our mission is over. I need to read these files one last time and then burn the evidence.

I bring the stack to a table, sit down, and slide the first report free.

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[DECLASSIFIED FILE ID: DSA-001]

SUBJECT: Initial Recruitment and Assignment Briefing

AGENT OF RECORD: Agent R (Operative 2213)

DATE: [REDACTED]

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
Embed in long-term deep-cover partnership with AGENT B. Objective parameters: establish trust, integrate resources, and construct a joint civilian identity. Cover status to be maintained indefinitely.

INCIDENT SUMMARY:
Target met during civilian performance instructional workshop. Initial contact yielded high compatibility (shared humor, mutual cultural codes, synchronized thought processes). Recruitment proceeded without resistance.

First Year After Covert Cohabitation:

• Joint operations included live music reconnaissance, shared meals, and coordinated intelligence-gathering on mutual acquaintances.

• Maintained via coded transmissions (shared jokes, physical signals) between operatives. Reached optimal levels; daily transmissions were consistent, secure, and high in morale value.

• Agents participate in frequent elevated physical contact; maintaining domestic cover.

NOTABLE OBSERVATIONS:

• Agent B demonstrates exceptional skill in adaptability; easily blends into multiple environments without detection. Both operatives express clear intent to “really see” one another, as required if one is to be a spy.

• Early warning signs present: occasional reluctance to log mission, verbal expression of lack of confidence in staying on mission.

• These are classified as non-critical anomalies. Assessment suggests they may be precursors to eventual breach.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Proceed with mission escalation. Monitor anomalies, de-prioritize self assets and prioritize morale-building operations for Agent B. Maintain assumption of joint loyalty.

END REPORT DSA-001

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Setting the file aside, I take a drag off a cigarette. The smoke fills my kitchen as I lift my coffee mug to my lips and sip the dark, bitter liquid inside. The two combine into a symphony of bad flavors. I remember these early days. Finally having a partner to accompany me in these missions. An equal. Someone who would have my back as much as I have theirs.

I pick up the next file from the dossier.

[DECLASSIFIED FILE ID: DSA-002]

SUBJECT: Second Year. Quarantine Protocols & Parallel Assignments
AGENT OF RECORD: Agent R (Operative 2213)
DATE: [REDACTED]

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
Maintain operational integrity during civilian lockdown orders. Ensure primary asset’s morale and well-being under high-restriction conditions.

INCIDENT SUMMARY:
Year Two launched alongside an onset of a sector-wide lockdown event. Field operations limited to essential supply runs and sanctioned outdoor reconnaissance. Often little more than seeing the asset walking on the ground within approved perimeter zones.

Visitor access restricted to vetted allied operatives with confirmed safety protocols.

Notable domestic variables:

1. Operative’s offspring embedded at Safehouse for extended period due to educational restructuring during quarantine.

2. Cohabitation intensified by 24-hour proximity and constrained field movement.

Agents R and B engage in cooperative fieldwork with allied couple (designated ALPHA-THREE). Subsequent dissolution of ALPHA-THREE partnership results in one operative (ALPHA-THREE-BRAVO) becoming an intermittent auxiliary presence at Safehouse.

Primary asset initiates secondary mission parameters with trusted outside contact. Objective states as providing safe environment for contact’s personal reconnaissance. Engagement conditionally approved under specified conditions: [REDACTED].

Off-site field exercises with trusted contact resulted in operational scope exceeding initial parameters. Agent R suffers increased cognitive load and mission-related stress. Formal request to terminate secondary parameters met with initial resistance from primary asset, citing original approval.

NOTABLE OBSERVATIONS:

• Lockdown environment magnified both asset’s need for novelty and operative’s willingness to authorize missions that carried risk to operational stability.

• Early reluctance to enforce mission guidelines suggests Agent R’s prioritization of asset retention over personal security.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Establish clear mission parameters with non-negotiable limits prior to field deployment.

• Reassess tolerance for parallel assignments when primary mission stability is at risk.

END REPORT DSA-002

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The phone in my pocket buzzes. I pull it out to see if Agent B has attempted contact. False alarm. Agent B has defected permanently.

[DECLASSIFIED FILE ID: DSA-003]

SUBJECT: Third Year. Mission Turns & Operational Breaches
AGENT OF RECORD: Agent R (Operative 2213)
DATE: [REDACTED]

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
Maintain operational stability during high-impact personal loss, navigate joint living arrangements with allied operative Agent Omega. Preserve trust and mission cohesion amid evolving parameters.

INCIDENT SUMMARY:
Mission Year Three commences with critical loss. Asset exhibited high distress; Agent R provided continuous on-site support. Immediate objective: ensure asset’s functional recovery and safety.

Social contact with Agent Omega escalates. Outward-facing interactions maintain appearance of normalcy, Code: “silhouettes smiling,” while operational strain continues to mount beneath the cover.

Agents R and B relocate to Agent Omega’s safehouse under favorable arrangement. Cohabitation period proves vulnerable to escalation of contact between all parties, including multi-asset interactions.

Operational boundaries previously established subject to repeated violation. Incident results in significant operational trust deficit and emotional destabilization.

All parallel operations suspended. Primary asset and Agent R marked third operational anniversary before transferring to new joint headquarters.

NOTABLE OBSERVATIONS:

• Significant mission stress introduced by combination high-complexity interpersonal arrangements.

• Asset exhibited pattern of agreeing to operational parameters but subsequently exceeding them under opportunistic conditions.

• Primary Asset displays signs of operational compromise. Agent R’s mission guideline enforcement delays indicate being prone to operational failure.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• In high-stakes missions, establish and enforce immediate consequence protocols for breaches in mission guidelines.

END REPORT DSA-003

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My eyes ache from straining to read these files. I close them briefly. Head drooping low. Even when I close my eyes, I can see your face smiling at me.

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[DECLASSIFIED FILE ID: DSA-004]

SUBJECT: Fourth and Fifth Year. Extraction & Mission Termination
AGENT OF RECORD: Agent R (Operative 2213)
DATE: [REDACTED]

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
Preserve remaining operational stability within new primary safehouse. Monitor for recurrence of past guideline violations. Maintain readiness for potential mission wind-down.

INCIDENT SUMMARY:
Relocation to Safehouse Four-Ought-Five initiated. Initial assessment: parallel-operation violations appear dormant. Community engagement increases via civilian outpost. Morale improves, though secondary tensions persist.

Environmental factors:

• Agent R sustains prolonged injury requiring intervention.

• Primary asset experiences significant health setback.

• Agents mobility reduced; mutual assistance essential.

Despite operational interdependence, primary asset exhibits cyclical shifts in rapport. Alternating between expressions of considering independent mission; excluding Agent R.

Final breach occurs during off-site event. Post-event gathering at known hostile variable’s safehouse results in observed unauthorized covert contact. Historical data identifies hostile variable as recurrent interpersonal stressor for primary asset.

Confrontation on-site and subsequent debrief sessions followed by rapid normalization. Consistent with prior breach-response pattern. Incident reinforced existing assessment: operational parameters may not be sustainable.

NOTABLE OBSERVATIONS:

• Quick reconciliation masks underlying incompatibility.

• Asset’s communications signal unresolved intent to fully remain engaged with mission; at times, operational behavior suggests a special job known only to the asset, rendering full understanding by Agent R impossible.

• Is primary asset a double agent?

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Future missions should terminate upon repeated breaches.

• Develop independent operational infrastructure to prevent overreliance on asset stability for mission continuity.

END REPORT DSA-004

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[DECLASSIFIED FILE ID: DSA-005]

SUBJECT: Extraction Orders & Post-Mission Contact
AGENT OF RECORD: Agent R (Operative 2213)
DATE: [REDACTED]

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
Evaluate asset’s stated independent mission while preserving operational alliance. Maintain mission continuity.

INCIDENT SUMMARY:
Asset initiates discussion regarding temporary relocation for purpose of independent mission while maintaining operational alliance. Agent R consents under duress, citing intent to preserve mission. Asset executes rapid extraction and redeploys to allied unit quarters.

During extraction, asset repeatedly affirms ongoing commitment to mission. Final in-person exchange; asset maintains verbal assurances of operational alliance.

Within 72 hours, communication patterns shift. Tone and cadence consistent with disengagement protocol. Asset informs Agent R of permanent mission termination, proposes reclassification. Subsequent monitoring reveals negligible operational engagement.

Communications to shared network continues to present cover of mutual assurances; field observation indicates significant divergence between broadcast narrative and asset’s operational behavior.

NOTABLE OBSERVATIONS:

• Asset’s final extraction executed with speed and decisiveness inconsistent with stated intent to preserve operational alliance. Post-mission contact characterized by absence of proactive engagement.

• In final review, Agent R notes the persistent wish to remove all filters and coded transmissions. Even as the mission itself is terminated.

• Agent R transitions from active participant to detached observer, cataloging discrepancies between asset’s public narrative and private operational conduct.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Recognize early that verbal assurances absence, consistent behavioral reinforcement should be treated as low-trust intel.

• Prioritize personal operational sovereignty and continue to develop strong external alliances.

END REPORT DSA-005

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Epilogue – Safehouse Four-Ought-Five

I close the file case. It feels heavier now, though nothing inside has changed. The horns have returned. Closer this time, sharp and bright, like the end of a song that never wants to stop ending. Or has been ending since it began. The same brass that opened the mission now blares its final notes.

Spy has always been a strange composition. Part chaos, part espionage and part betrayal. The opening bass line matches the first days of the mission: steady, electric, impossible to ignore. The verses were the steady field work, predictable in their rhythm even when the landscape was not. Then the breakdown hits. The time signatures slipping as quickly as the grasps at reality. Solos overlapping, the ground shifting under my feet. By the end, the chant is all that’s left:

Spy, spy, spy, spy, spy, spy, spy, spy, SPY

An echo of the role I’d played for years, watching, decoding, trying to make sense of the signals. Wanting desperately to keep the operation on target.

I get up from the table, carry the case to the kitchen, and set it in the sink. One by one, I feed the reports to a flame. Each file folds in on itself, curling like the edges of a trumpet bell. The memories burn in verses; some steady, some breaking down into chaos, some repeating the same phrase over and over.

When the last file slips into the fire, the room smells of burnt paper and printer ink. The heat reaches my knuckles.

I watch until the last ember dies, then sweep the ash into a mason jar. The Agency says the mission is over. The asset is gone. The case is closed.

I place the jar in a sock drawer as a reminder.

Because someday, the horns will start again. And when they do, I’ll want to remember exactly which part of the song I’m in.

[END TRANSMISSION]
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