I’ve Got a Fang: A Story About Teeth, Terror…

Apr 14

An incident at dinner and a They Might Be Giants song that suddenly feels too real.

4 Comments

Paranoid Android

Fangs are in! Just own it - you're a sexy vampire now.

This explains why I go to Goth Dance Nights so often!

David VanBronkhorst

Got anyone who needs their head exploded? Now you can do it!

This genuinely made me laugh haha

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